Concerned about grandma's lack of preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse? This slideshow can help you get her started.

1. How to Get Grandma Excited
About the Zombie Apocalypse

2. Old People Concerns

3. Old People Concerns

4. Old People Concerns

5. What Is Missing from this List?

6. This.

7. And This.

8. And Her.

9. Explain that when too much of
this Happens:

10. Explain that when too much of
this Happens:
Bobby Brister, Executive
Rice Pilaf Engineer

11. This Happens:

12. This Happens:
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Rice/Adult Diaper Manufacturing
Facility #33471

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