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- 3. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with...
- 4. What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs giving...
- 6. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer...
- 7. What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends...
- 8. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich...
- 10. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation...
- 13. What kind of spirits serve food on a plane? Airline ghost esses...
- 14. Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after its bones ...
- 16. What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein illa...
- 17. Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? Because he's a pain in the neck...
- 18. Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor? Napoleon Bone aparte...
- 19. Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? They couldn't find their bats ...
- 20. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'll have two beers and a mop ...