Phil is a jerk

1. Little Phil and the adventures of little Phil in how little phil ruined the day on purpose. “ I HATE EVERYTHING ROWWWWRR”

2. Phil was a big jerk and wouldn’t get up.

3. All the children wanted to play nintendo…

4. But phil kind of didn’t want to, I guess.

5. He crushed certain friend’s brother’s hopes and dreams.

6. He wouldn’t let Cameron listen to excellent music…

7. Phil was happy he didn’t hit the child, cause he likes them fresh.

8. Gay-dressed Cam tried to get back at Phil by revealing his confidential opinions to the people they were about.

9. Phil responded by making his opinion undeniable… and trying to frame Cam for it.

10. Cam countered with the worst insult he could fathom.

11. Phil knew he was beaten. Surprisingly, he actually said something nice to Cam!

12. Cam doubted the sincerity of the statement, however.

13. Then Little Phil managed to botch up their bowling plans.

14. Instead, they went back to his place to train for his “Olympic Event”.

15. One day, Phil came to Cam with some good news.

16. Oh, man.

17. But then, this one time…

18. They got their revenge, though.

19. Phil got a little extra revenge, too.

20. Teachers weren’t even excepted from the wrath of Phil.

21. Shure.

22. Phil also had a sick sense of humour.

23. Not to mention a bad sense of timing.

24. Sometimes, crazy old ladies would try and tell Phil stories.

25. Phil really hated crazy old ladies.

26. Especially Scandinavians .