1. Evolution of the Liamus
Awesomecakeamus
A rhapsody by Lord
Liam “Awesomecake”
Taylor

2. A Dark and Stormy Night in February
 Our story begins in early February.
 Liam was in the Guild of Jobs seeking the
advice of the Great Oracle.
 The Oracle told Liam about Training Guild
known as Apprentice Supermarket.
 And so the Great Oracle said unto the Liam
“Quest thee to the thine Apprentice
Supermarket, and be granted the 8 Courage
Points thy seeks to slain the Legendary
Beast.”

3. A Quest Anew
 And so Liam set off on his noble quest to the
legendary training institution of Apprentice
Supermarket.
 On his travels, he encountered many foes,
including cars, dogs, buses and worst of all,
generic population.
 After defeating foes mighty and meek, Liam
made it to the fabled Guild.

4. An Unexpected Result
 Within the walls of Apprentice Supermarket,
Liam came to find a very unexpected result
from his travels.
 As it turns out, Apprentice Supermarket was
giving out 47 Courage Points, and not the 8
he expected.
 In his first week of training, Liam already
acquired more than 10 Courage Points. Far
more than was needed to slay the Legendary
Beast.

5. Development
 Despite having more than enough points to
defeat the Legendary Beast, Liam sought
more power. The stronger he became, the
better his chances would be against the
Beast.
 Liam agreed to remain in the Guild, and over
time, slowly went from private training
sessions, to public sessions with all the other
warriors in the Guild.

6. The Armoury
 As time went on, Liam’s old leather tunic
began to wear.
 With a grant given by the Guild, he went off
with some fellow warriors to the Central
Armoury in the town.
 Whilst there, he and his fellow countrymen
purchased some of the finest armour in all
the land.

7. A Decision
 Over the months, Liam became an integral
part of Apprentice Supermarket. He had
levelled up tenfold, and acquired many new
skills.
 He made the decision that he would like to
impart all the knowledge he had gained to
any new warriors that walk though the Guild’s
doors.

8. Experiences
 Liam had had many experiences over the
months.
 From the simple-to-slay Great Henderson
Hound to the terrifying Taylor and Roberts
Army, Liam had faced enemies small and
large.
 He even met the Adviser to the King, Sir
Ellis.

9. The Future
 No one really knows what Liam will do next.
He has two dreams now.
 He still wants to go out and face the
Legendary Beast.
 But at the same time, he would like to stay at
the Guild of Apprentice Supermarket to help
train the young hopeful new warriors.