The Treasurer in 2006, Laura Brooks, and 2007, Zuhra Sadri, explain that the AUES runs many cheap and free events like BBQs and social nights that cost approximately $10,000 per year to organize. However, the annual pubcrawl t-shirt sales, which sell for $20-25 each while costing $8.50-10 to produce, help recoup this cost by selling around 1000 shirts. This allows the AUES to continue providing affordable social events for its members.

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The Annual Journal of the Adelaide University Engineering Society

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hys·ter·e·sis n.
1. The lagging of an effect behind its cause, as when the change in magnetism of a body lags
behind changes in the magnetic field.
2. The annual publication of the Adelaide University Engineering Society, documenting the
most vital parts of the greatest faculty on campus.
THE ADELAIDE UNIVERSITY
ENGINEERING SOCIETY
Publisher Adelaide University Engineering Society
Editors Alexander Jenner-O’Shea and Tom Vincent
Published October 2007
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EDITORS’ MESSAGES
THANKS
The Editorial Committee would like to thank everyone who had input in the making of this magazine. A special
thanks goes to the sponsors, who without, we simply wouldn’t be able to print and supply this magazine to
engineering students for free. When/if you have the chance to support them please do.
If you have any queries about this current edition or suggestions for up and coming magazine please visit
aues.org.au and contact the current AUES president.
Hysteresis 06/07 was written and edited in September/October of 2007.
Thanks to Hantie for being so awesome and beautiful.
AUES LOVES AND HATES
People we love People we Hate
Tooheys FREE BEER Charlie For giving people food poisoning at BBQs.
Charlie Wearing a dress Med Fucks Still owe us for the tug-of-war rope
Jen For being wonderful Charlie For stealing AUES alcohol
Chuck Norris Does he really need a reason Joel Not managing to arrive to a BBQ before
Nina Cause she jiggles Comment 12 when being in possession of the main
removed by Womens Officer payment cheque due at 10am.
Charlie For being a scapegoat James Lovell Wearing a dress (and loving it a bit too much)
Sandy For DJing The Union For being allergic to fun
Marky Mark For dressing up like a girl Law Society For being too cool for the AUES
Buck’s room entertainment 07 Levitating candle Charlie International Womens Day
BBQ Punters Especially those who turn up Brendan Lim Wanky, immature emails
to help turn sausages Med Fucks Wouldn’t give us the skulldug cup when
Skye For putting in more effort than we beat them
half of the committee each year. Bodz and Babez “Models”???
Mason For creating our Pubcrawl designs Joel Dropping the Ball
The Hoff Doesn’t everyone James Lovell Spilling beer on a laptop
Tom Best President Ever Charlie For thinking he’s part of the AUES
Sunni Best President Ever (not counting Tom) Union Room Hire Charged us a cleanup fee when we redecorated
Bigger & Better Helping sell shirts in O’Week their room for free.
The Duck from Quiz night What a trooper Coopers (except Helen) Wouldn’t give us free beer
Jules and Alvin 05 hysteresis was awesome Tom Worst President Ever
Youtube PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Sunni Worst President Ever
Our Vending Machines They work Joel For seriously thinking that he helped the AUES
Quiz night guy 06 He knows what he did
Human Movement For being so fit and taking the tug seriously.
Leaders Guernseys Who leave early (piss-weak) – I’m looking at
you Nick B
Our Vending Machine Only gives back 20c
In case you don’t realise, or
you are reading this in the
year 2020, each student was
allocated 100mb per
semester. The above values
are huge, very huge – go
sapac01 you good thing!
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CONTENTS:
Page
AUES Committee 2006 4
AUES Committee 2007 5
Prez Says 6
VPs write up 7
Treasurer’s write up 8
Women’s Officer’s write up 8
Editorials 9
AUES Events 10
Vox Pop 18
Faculty of Engineering Staff 20
Executive reports 22
Head of School of Australian School of Petroleum 24
Head of School of Chemical Engineering 25
Head of School of Civil Engineering 26
Concrete Canoe Challenge 27
Head of School of Electrical and Electronic Engineering 28
Head of School of Mechanical Engineering 29
AIAA 30
Unmanned Aerial Vehicle 31
History-sis 32
Where are they now? 36
Dear Editor 39
AUES in numbers 43
2006 The year in review 44
2007 The year in review 46
The full Adelaide Uni Experience 48
Pics of 2006
Pics of 2007
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COMMITTEE 2006
Thomas Vincent Craig Browett Michael Quince Laura Brooks Zuhra Sadri Crystal Forrester
Nina Hydbom Matt Newcombe Ben Duivesteyn Joel Stanley Richard Kohler Michael Fischer
Sunil D’Souza Daniel Ali Michael Newman Kevin Chan Alexander Jenner-O’Shea
Executive Committee General Committee
President – Thomas Vincent Richard Kohler
VP (Activities) – Craig Browett Michael Fischer
VP (Education) – Michael Quince Sunil D’Souza
Treasurer – Laura Brooks / Zuhra Sadri Daniel Ali
Secretary - Crystal Forrester Michael Newman
Women's Officer – Nina Hydbom Kevin Chan
Publicity Officer – Matt Newcombe Alexander Jenner-O’Shea
IT Support - Ben Duivesteyn / Joel Stanley
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Committee 2007 Alexander Jenner O’Shea
Rachel Eriksen Rebecca Tennant VP of f#cking Awesomeness,
Actual Women’s Officer Becski Jeremy Mellor Megaphone Man
*cough nina cough* Fanta Pants
Kevin Chan Sunil D’Souza
Kristina Noicos K Dawg Zuhra Sadri Worst Pres Ever
Tits McGee Cash Nazi
Ryan Faulkner
Pinhead and General
Chris Schwarz Drunkard
Schwatta, Your
next Prez Tom Vincent
Best Pres ever,
Colour coordination
award
Absent at group photo
Dan Ali Michael Richard Crystal Yasmin James Ben
Dan tha Newman Kohler Forrester Freschi Lovell Duivesteyn
Man Clip Art Dicko Not so IT “bigger” I’m a dick Bendy
King support
Executive Committee General Committee
President - Sunil D’Souza Richard Kohler
VP (Activities) - Alexander Jenner O’Shea Daniel Ali
VP (Education) - Chris Schwarz Kevin Chan
Treasurer - Zuhra Sadri James Lovell
Secretary - Crystal Forrester / Rebbeca Tennant Ryan Faulkner
Women's Officer - Rachel Eriksen Jeremy Mellor
Publicity Officer - Michael Newman Yasmin Freschi
Hysteresis Editor – Alexander Jenner O’Shea Kristina Noicos
Thomas Vincent
IT Support - Ben Duivesteyn
Ex President – Thomas Vincent
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PREZ SAYS
Prez 06 – Tom Vincent
Prez 07 – Sunil D’Souza
2006 and 2007 have been two very strong years for the sugary snacks and caffeine became easily accessible in the CATS
AUES. Total number of members and event attendance has making 24hr efforts that little bit easier.
continued to soar, even with the introduction of VSU which has
seen many clubs (and sections of the union) fold. Each year In 2007 the biggest area of growth for our club was the
contained record numbers for the pubcrawl, which now sees 2008 size of our BBQs. In early 2007 the AUES put a lot of effort into
ready to break the 1500 mark in t-shirt sales. Go the Engies! planning events efficiently and catering for larger numbers which,
throughout the year, saw us comfortably knock back 6-8 kegs in an
It’s our strongest belief that the AUES is the best thing afternoon, even when it’s pouring with rain, like in Term 1. The
about university life at Adelaide. Engies are the biggest faculty on increasing number of kegs is aided by a new sponsorship
campus and as such we feel it’s the responsibility of the Engineering arrangement with Toohey’s this year. Their continuing support
society to throw the biggest and the best events. helps us run large events on campus, most of which are completely
free for members.
As always the year is best kicked off with the pubcrawl;
continuing our run of sodomizing your favourite childhood images. A welcome addition to our club in 2007 was the
2007’s theme is a great example - “Teenage Mutant Binja Turtles” introduction of an electronic membership list, programmed by Ben,
and was a great success. The t-shirt sales count was up to 1200, our IT guru. This system makes it easy to sign off members at BBQ
making it the largest, most reputable pubcrawl in Adelaide, and and eliminates long signup lists, which help to make the line up
unofficially the world (many move a bit quicker (to the delight of all the punters). The club
people have asked us to make it now boasts over 800 members, making us one of, if not, the
official, the reality is; we would largest most active social clubs on campus.
need officials from Guinness
recording and monitoring every The club also received a financial sponsorship from
drink which would simply kill The Office on Pirie. They offered fantastic drink specials on the
the fun). Numbers have pubcrawl, and throughout the year for members. Both Toohey’s
increased so much that we now and The Office look to be
occupy three venues at a time, long term sponsors, which
culminating at St Pauls will only help the club to
Nightclub. It was amazing to see grow in the coming years.
the Adelaide streets flooded
with well over a thousand engie pubcrawl tshirts. The Hens & Bucks
event was a new event in 2006
2006 saw the inclusion of the AUES website and after a few issues in 2006
(aues.org.au) which quickly became very popular and *cough* modelling company
unfortunately also became very hard to monitor, hence it has *cough* the event in 2007
grown a history of crashing. After many complaints to hosts and proved to be one of the best
chasing of gremlins we now seem to have a more sturdy website on the AUES calendar.
which contains photos from all our events and helpful engie links. Around 200 guys and girls attended this event, the beer and slushies
were flowing, the games were fun, and the entertainment was
The AUES bought a new vending machine in 2006, which enjoyed by all. Apologies go to all those in the crowd who saw too
to the delight of the vending manchine stocker (who was previously much of Xan.
stocking the machine up to 5 times a day) meant that precious
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Due to the incompetency of last year’s Union Board, the Both of us would like to thank all of the 2006 and 2007
Party Party took a different turn this year, and decided to nominate 3 AUES Committee for all your efforts during the two years. You’ve
AUES members to the board. We figured that the Union needed all helped to develop and maintain the AUES as a hugely successful
some engineers to put things straight and Xan was successful at club on campus, and we’d like to think that both years are amongst
gaining a position on the AUU board. Congrats Xan. the most successful years of the club. We’d both also like to thank
previous AUES crew, AUES survives on maintaining reputation so
The student union has withdrawn its funding from clubs, without previous reputation we couldn’t be holding the biggest kick
however, the AUES is still as strong as ever, able to float itself on ass events on campus today.
its popular pubcrawl and strong reputation for looking after its Tom Vincent and Sunil D’Souza
members.
aues.org.au
VP’s write up
VP Education –
Relatively speaking, first years’ statics has to be one of student’s questions about uni life in general in an unbiased fashion.
toughest subjects in any engineering degree – parallel axis theorems There were twelve sessions in total with up to class sizes of fifteen.
and centroids by integration? WTF? Fortunately for most first year I would like to thank ‘The Mechs’ – Kev and Dan, and
engineers, the AUES provides a tutoring service to help students ‘The Civils’ – Zuc, Richard and Bec. Thankyou also to Kirby from
undertake this problematic subject. As our constitution dictates the ECMS for booking rooms, and Dr Craig Willis – the statics lecturer.
Vice President of Education (Michael Q in 06 and me in 07) Finally, thankyou to all the students who attended our tutes and I
organises these sessions in cooperation with the statics lecturer. hope you guys passed statics and are cruising through dynamics : )
This year it seemed advantageous for everyone involved if Thanks goes to Michael Quince, VP ed of 06, for doing a
six AUES members take alternating weekly sessions in fortnightly great effort of the tutoring scheme last year. He proved that it was
teams of three. This way ensured fairness on AUES members giving an AUES service worth repeating, which it was, and worth doing
up their time but also providing students with two timeslots in again in 08 to help out the freshers.
which they could attend our sessions. Our tutorials ran very
smoothly and students were able to ask us statics questions which Chris Schwarz
we completed on the white board. We were also able to answer VP (Ed) 2007
VP Activities –
In 2006, the activities VP was filled exceptionally well by effort required to maintain the momentum of the Tug-o-war, which
Craig, who put in a big early effort, putting together the whole 1st was recently reintroduced in 2005. It has been my privilege to serve
term BBQ and was always helping out. He left some big shoes to the Engies of Adelaide Uni, who are the most pro-fun people on
fill and I was proud to take over the reins from him. 06 and 07 were campus, and plan to keep strong in 08.
two big years for activities, starting a brand-new event (Hens and XAN RULZ!!!!
Bucks) and running some truly kick-arse BBQ’s. There was also the VP (Activities 2007)
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Treasurer’s write up
approximately $1000 - $1500. So running four of these a year as
well as other dirt cheap events such as Buck’s and Hen’s nights and
quiz night ends up costing us approximately $10,000.
To make up this loss each year we usually pimp out the
president and women’s officer on Hindley street…no hang on that’s
not what happens, I’ll try again - to make up this loss we use our
pubcrawl as our major money spinner. Tshirts sell for $20 (possibly
$25 in the future because they are becoming so damn popular) we
scout around and find places that can do us a deal and we usually
end up buying shirts on average for $8.50 to $10.00. So if we sell
about 1000 shirts – there’s the $10,000 that we can spend on cheap
BBQ’s for everyone. Unlike other dodgy clubs *cough* Med’s
Laura Brooks and Zuhra Sadri *cough* the AUES has never, and will never spend its money on its
own committee. We simply want to supply Engie students with
Many of you are probably wondering “why the hell did damn good BBQ’s and with that attitude it’s no wonder they are
Britney shave her head?” others are probably wondering “How damn good.
does the AUES manage to run so many cheap events without Other means of raising money include the writing of this
going bankrupt?”. The first question I can’t answer, the second magazine and rent that we charge the person running the vending
question however…… machine. Rent of the vending machine is usually only about $2000 a
The AUES has a great reputation for running “All you year and this magazine doesn’t raise anymore than that either. So as
can eat, All you can drink” BBQ’s, with alcohol provided. With can be seen the majority of the AUES money comes from creating a
punters paying only a measly $5 to gain access to these glorious huge successful reputation for the mighty pubcrawl.
BBQ’s you’d be correct in thinking that we couldn’t run these Tom Vincent
events at a profit. In fact we usually run these BBQ’s at a loss of
Women’s Officer’s write up
and combat the issue of minority. In previous years, female specific
events such as movie nights for female engineers unfortunately
lacked interest.
In 2006 the introduction of the Bucks and Hens night
proved to be a great source of unity for females studying
engineering and I think it’s safe to say that the Hen’s room’s
success, rivalled the Buck’s room. 2007 continued this success and
hopefully this new popular event helps to maintain a female friendly
environment for years to come.
2007 was the Year of Women in Engineering, to help
recognise this the Engineering Faculty hosted the Women in
Rachel Eriksen and Nina Hydbom Technology Challenge where the AUES Women’s Officer helped
many young women realise their potential in the world of
The position of Women’s Officer on the AUES is engineering without be blown away by the distraction of arrogance
probably one of the most difficult jobs to have. Let’s be honest and testosterone.
who would want to be a minority in such an immature,
testosterone driven blokey degree. The job of the AUES Tom Vincent
Women’s Officer’s is simply to help unite females in engineering
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Editorials
Writing a yearbook for the AUES has proven to be a rather Many highlights stand out in this magazine to us, the editing
large task for the editing committee. Not only because Jules set such committee. One such glorious moment can be found in the Vox Pop
a great standard in 2005, but because Joel set such a low standard in section. For those who are unfamiliar with Vox Pop it simply involves
2006 (nothing….like absolutely nothing) which meant we had to the editing committee writing a few questions and then walking around
somehow pick up his piss poor effort and somehow try to produce the engie buildings asking these questions and hopefully we receive
something half as good as Jules did. So for a couple of blokes who some funny answers. Well not only did we receive some funny answers,
had ¼ of the time to report on twice the amount of events with no but we received one particular funny answer in less than half a second,
material to work on at all, I which, although is rather funny at first,
think we did a passable job. it’s also rather disturbing as well. This
Creating hysteresis answer we talk of, is Costa’s answer to
involves many contacts, many the last question.
hours of writing and many Writing hysteresis involved
editorial fuck ups along the many many hours in the CATS typing,
way. Some of these fuck ups editing, bugging people to submit, etc
are just plain irritating, some of and frequent trips to obtain caffeine and
them are rather funny. A couple sugar were required…..actually I think
of the rather funny moments I need a break now….might go get
involved our approach to myself a coffee from
advertising. In the months prior CATS…………fuck, damn coffee
to the creation of hysteresis we machine’s out of order…..AGAIN,
sent out many emails seeking sponsorship from engineering does that machine ever work?!?!
companies and recruitment companies etc. At one moment we were Oh, by the way I don’t think anyone realises just how damn
searching google for a company contact and somehow stumbled hard it is to write up hysteresis when you have the sapac01, c0mputer
across an internal document listing many personal contacts within log on and unlimited youtube.
many hundreds of advertising companies. After the initial shock and The Editors
humour of stumbling across this settled in, we quickly added each of
the personal contacts to our advertising list and sent them our To be honest, I haven’t even read what Tom wrote for the
advertising prospectus, which quite easily quadrupled the size of the editorial, as it tends to be complete waffle. I feel as though I should lay
net we were casting. Evidently none of those companies seemed it on the line and say what a remarkable contributor to the AUES Tom
willing to advertise with us. Vincent has been. I should say how he has given 4+ exceptional years
Another humourous advertising moment occurred early on, service to the AUES, sometimes at the expense of his Masters and how
as we pondered the potential for multiple companies wanting to he was the hardest worker in 06 and kept it right up in 07, putting so
advertise on the back cover. The possibility of printing multiple runs many unappreciated hours in, including compiling hysteresis. I should
with differing back covers whilst pocketing the extra money was say many things about this great man…. I won’t. Despite the fact that
rather funny to us. So funny in fact we got drunk at the 3rd Term BBQ all of the above is true and Tom deserves more credit than anyone else
and told many people this. One of the first year punters at our BBQ on the AUES, it would go against what I’ve been saying for the last two
also thought it was rather humourous, went home and told his older years (Worst President ever). So without further ado, let me introduce
brother (a graduated engie) about it, who also thought it was rather the real Tom Vincent, the one that he doesn’t want people to see, or
humourous……until we approached him about a week later for know about. They say that a picture’s worth a thousand words so here is
sponsorship of said back cover. I still don’t know how we managed Tom, in a better description than words could possibly provide:
to talk our way out of that one…..but as you can guess, he didn’t Xan
request sponsorship of the back cover.
Before anyone rants and raves and tries to label us as sexist and wrong, let us just
explain that although this pic looks damn terrible, everyone involved had a great night
(evident in other pics at the end of mag). Everyone has drunken photos that look worse
than they really are. In fact, Helen submitted this pic herself in the pro-fun way that
Helen is. Cheers Helen……and I’ll be forever sorry for how bad this photo looks.
Tom.
A special mention must be made from the hysteresis editorial committee that
actually did something to the 06 editor (Joel). It wasn’t that he did absolutely stuff all for 2
years, it was that he continually promised that hysteresis would be created and everything
was on track, even after the whole committee jumped on his back. I’m sure everyone can
sympathise, that when doing a group project and be stuck with one of those people that
promise oh so much and deliver oh so little. Recently the AUES has grown allergic to
these types of people, if you are one of these people please do not have anything to do
with the AUES …….subtle…..like a sledge hammer.
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AUES EVENTS where we put together perhaps one of the greatest drinking
EVENTS 2006 teams ever assembled. On the night, we demolished the med
f*cks, winning 4-0. It was terrific to stick it up those dirty east-
side-of-frome-road wankers. Although they didn’t give us the
O’WEEK cup that we rightfully won, we took everlasting glory from that
night and shouts of Engie, Engie, Engie filled the air.
The first event for the AUES every year is O’Week.
This involves setting up our table and selling as many
memberships/pubcrawl shirts as possible. All clubs are offered This was also the fateful year that one of the most
a table in the designated ‘clubs’ region. The AUES arrogantly cherished members of the AUES joined the team. The AUES
turns its back on this offer and chooses instead to snaffle the megaphone, that source of hours and hours of amusement made
most prime piece of real estate that we can at 7am Monday its O’Week debut in style, heckling anyone who dared to walk
morning. past our tent. Lines like “bring those on the pub-crawl” to any
large-breasted female got us told off a few times, notably by an
This was also the first event Tom was responsible for irate mother who informed us
as president. On the Monday the AUES runs a barbie for all that this was inappropriate as her
first year students to meet and see who the coolest kids on daughter was only 16. “Put that
campus are (Us, naturally). Tom, having had no support from sh*t on lay-by” was the reply, as
his committee (worst committee ever) had to put this barbecue soon as they were out of earshot.
together by himself at the last moment. The rest of us started This negative publicity only
cooking sausages while the first years waited and waited for drew more attention to us, with
Tom to show up with the bread. Finally arriving, 20 minutes record T-shirt sales and record
late to a hail of boos, mostly from his own committee, it memberships. All-in-all, a very
wasn’t a great start to the year. Tom, later, more than made up successful O’Week.
for this with a sterling effort on the pubcrawl.
Pub Crawl
As anyone who was a first year knows, it can be a The 2006 pubcrawl
daunting experience to start engineering. The AUES helps this theme was a shameless piss-take
by publishing a freshers guide, filled with helpful advice, such of the fringe festival which was
as location of the Unibar, subject guide, how to get around, on at the time, with the theme
etc. A notable inclusion was an explanation of how the student ‘re-generation’. Deciding that it’s okay to steal recycled ideas,
pigeonholes work: the Binge pub-crawl was born.
Each Student has his or her own pigeonhole; its placement
depends upon which department With our mascot a red paper crane, it
you are with. You must collect your was decided to put our engineering skills to
pigeon from the student centre work constructing a 20x scale model to help
before the end of week 1, otherwise promote the cause. Two trips to Bunnings and
a $15 fee will be charged per Spotlight and we had the raw materials with
pigeon, per day. Pigeons can be which to construct the beast. Using the fine
used to send important documents engineering skills which Adelaide Uni had
such as assignments to your equipped us, with we set about joining 6 m of
lecturers, as well as be made into 2-by-4, 12 m of dowel and 15-odd square
pie. metres of red fabric using a variety of nails,
bolts, liquid nails, fresher’s blood, string,
Needless to say, we were glue, and perseverance. Our hard efforts were
not popular people with the student rewarded when we finally unveiled the
centre when dozens of freshers magnificent creation. Far too big to fit
(rightly concerned about being through any doors, it did succeed in bringing
fined a pigeon levy) started asking attention to us, if only for blocking the
about their pigeon. walkway.
One of the highlights of O’Week is of course The pub crawl in 06 was a momentous occasion,
Skullduggery. The mighty engies decided that it was about marking the first time that the Crown and Anchor (Cranker) has
time we proved what everyone already knows: That Engies are allowed the AUES to return since an “incident” in the late
the biggest drinkers in the Uni. With some help from a couple nineties (cough, cough, water heater, cough). It was also a record
of random Engie guys, we comfortably sailed into the finals year for T-shirts with 1050 shirts printed, easily the biggest pub-
crawl in Adelaide, and undoubtedly the best.
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Even at pubs not on the list, many an engineer could be found.
The line-up The crane also made its way from pub to pub, even getting
started at the UniBar inside the Exchange and up to the front bar. Sadly though, it was
(an engie favourite) lost shortly after, last seen outside of Church nightclub, a great
with the skull-offs for loss for the AUES.
the Leaders Guernsey.
The AUES was The trouble with being so fantastically popular (as the
represented in the girls AUES is) is that at the end of the night, no pub can hold 1000+
skull by a woman of people. To counter this, we booked St. Pauls function center.
dubious appearance, “Mar(k)tina”, who, despite skulling well, This was a great success, being at almost full capacity for most
failed the gender test and was subsequently disqualified. The of the night. Thanks to the Red Bull guys who came along to
mens leaders shirt was where the real prop up everyone’s sagging
competition was and one true champion energy with Red Bull vodkas and
emerged. Big Nic, recent graduate of Jaeger bombs.
Adelaide Uni Engineering travelled back
from Roxby for the pub crawl and despite All in all a great night
promising his mum that he wouldn’t, set was had by all, expect perhaps
about winning the Leaders Guernsey. He those eating at mansions, to
demolished the jug skull, and was the whom we should apologise, and
only competitor to walk up on stage with a big thank you to all those who
a pint for a chaser. He managed to hold organised the pubcrawl, Tom
the shirt for the whole night, right up to Vincent, Michael Quince,
the last pub, a mighty effort. A cost-effective, even if a messy, Michael Fischer, Sunil D’Souza, Shannon Mason, everyone at
strategy for the night. We salute you Big Nic. the door at St. Pauls and everyone else involved.
We should mention how difficult it is to convince
pubs that the AUES is a responsible organisation and that HENS AND BUCKS
having 1000+ people through on a pub crawl is a good idea for A new event for the AUES was run in 2006, Engie
the pubs. Especially when our reputation precedes us (cough, Hens and Bucks night. This one was dreamed up by Michael
water heater, cough, EFTPOS machine, cough), some pubs Quince, who organised most of the night. For the uninitiated, the
take quite a bit of convincing that nothing will go wrong. idea was to separate the guys and girls into two groups and have
Mansions especially, were concerned that our pub-crawl their own Hen’s and Buck’s night before meeting up afterwards
would possibly interfere with their serving of meals. We at the Unibar.
assured them that it wouldn’t and that everyone would be on
their best behaviour. That promise lasted until about 8 p.m. For entertainment we decided to book a couple of
when the president, Tom Vincent, stumbled down the stairs ‘hosts’ and ‘hostesses’ to ensure that guys didn’t have to spend
and thought to himself “Why the FUCK are these people all night looking at other guys, and vice-versa. Please don’t ask
eating?”. He then realised, after a small pause, that his brain us about the entertainment for the boy’s room, we’re definitely
was connected to his mouth and had quickly become the not dealing with that model company again and will make sure
centre of attention, and had several the same mistake will never happen again, ever.
bouncers heading towards him. He
then ducked out to the bar and The Boys room:
proceeded to skull a jug of For a warm-up, a
‘cocktail’, take off and then wear a series of ice-breaker mini-
girls bra, molest a female pub- games were played. From
crawler friend (thanks for not here we had our pool of
pressing charges Helen) and potential bucks. With
generally offend everyone in the dollar beers, many patrons
building. Needless to say, when the warmed up quite quickly,
time came to plan the 2007 pub and $5 Jaeger bombs
crawl, Mansions politely declined. didn’t hurt. The field was
When questioned about his actions then narrowed by a full-body contact game of musical chairs as
later Tom Vincent innocently well as the drunkest dance-off seen in years. The joke contest
replied, “No I didn’t, I only drank yielded only poor-taste baby jokes, while the pick-up line
four beers and drove home”. Until contest delivered the classic “Can you be my derivative? So I
the photos of him at Mansions surfaced, I think he believed can be the area under your curves”, Thanks Ben. The boys also
this lie himself. showed their skills, or lack thereof removing bras, and putting
them on. The next game was to be a jelly eating contest. For this
The pub crawl virtually took over the entire East-End we had prepared breast-shaped moulds, each holding roughly 4
of Adelaide with a sea of sky blue as far as the eye could see. litres of jelly. With their hands behind their back, the contestants
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had to eat their way through a pair of jiggling, wobbling
boobs. They all started strongly, but jelly is filling, especially Proving us women are a
in the quantities that they were eating it in and before long little inexperienced with strap-ons,
progress had slowed to a crawl. This brought on jeers from the the Cock in a Bottle game was a little
crowd and several contestants retaliated by throwing lumps of awkward as the ladies tried all sorts
jelly at them. The bystanders retaliated, like faeces throwing of positions to achieve a speedy
monkeys at the zoo, scooping handfuls of jelly and throwing it penetration. Positions one can only
at anyone nearby. By the end, there was no jelly left on the assume they discovered from many
table. The same could not be said of every other surface in the hours of studying the Karma Sutra.
room. The several promising candidates for
the Queen Hen competed in a final
Finally, the competition had been narrowed down to game to construct the ultimate penis.
a mere final four, the drunkest four in the room, it should be Although, many created wedding
mentioned. It was announced that the winner would be the tackle that look more fun than
person who got naked the fastest. This had been jokingly anything I’ve got at home, it was somewhat surprising that the
discussed beforehand, and it was decided that no-one would most modest of the penis’ was heavily applauded, deciding our
be willing to do it. On the night however, four extremely Queen Hen. Thus, proving that the ladies really do believe that
willing contestants could be found and within seconds of the it is not the size of the ship, but rather the motion of the ocean.
words being uttered, four naked men emerged. This somewhat
killed the mood as half the audience decided that the boys Inspection of the rooms by the stewards afterwards was
room got “a bit too gay” and left. The final winner was then not a friendly experience. The boys’ room was literally caked
decided through a Super-Troopers classic: Maple-Syrup with Jelly on nearly every surface, while the girls room had a
Skulling. The manliest of the couple of discreet piles of vomit in the corners. Under threats
men was crowned king of “You’ll never book a room in Union house again”, we were
Buck. charged a $1000 clean-up fee. A big thank you to everyone
A special mention who pissed on the floor, vomited in the corner, or threw jelly
is due for the AUES’s at the projector screen.
Buck’s room favorite: the
one and only Party Borgas.
Why? He got damn loose – BBQ’s
enjoying the bra game, table The AUES is famous (some would say world-
diving through a beer-amid renowned) for how kick-arse our barbecues are. The standard
and getting pelted by cups deal of all-you-can eat snags and all-you-can-drink Tooheys is
for his effort. a favourite of many an Engineer.
In 2006, we delivered, as-
The Girls room: promised, four fantastic barbies.
The girls room started with a little too much decorum Traditionally, the 1st term barbie is
for an AUES event. However, these polite and reserved ladies held in O’Week, but with liquor
present at the beginning of the night were nowhere to be found licensing issues, it was pushed
following a couple of hours free back to week 3. This definitely
champagne. The evening really got to helped us out and we sold a lot
a kick start when James Lovell dared more pub-crawl shirts because of
enter the ladies room. After being it. Our very own Worst Pres ever
attacked by a swarm of ladies armed bailed on this one with
with make-up, hideous dresses and “conjunctivitis”, or as I’m
wax, James left embarrassingly attired convinced, “fakeritis” and left the
and with smooth, yet patchy legs. whole thing up to activities VP,
Photo evidence in fact proves that Craig. Good job Craig, and thanks
James for your
Lovell work all
loved this year. It was a
scenario great barbie
and may and set the
indeed fit more into that room scene for a good year.
than the other. The free
champagne idea turned for the The 2nd term barbie was the
worst, as a few ladies failed to second time (in recent years) that we held
make it through the night and the Trans-Torrens Tug. To celebrate the
regurgitated their champagne glorious 1 year anniversary of crushing the
onto the union carpet. Med team, a bouncy castle was booked, as
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own and then walked
around “helping” Friezy
try to find them.
The 3rd term
BBQ was once again
held in election week,
and pollies felt the need
to try and harass our
members. The anti-pollie
brigade was in full-force,
headed up by Charlie
Aust, packing a super
soaker Triple-Aggressor.
Pollie games were held,
with cream pie-off, and
shrink-wrap smack-down. Red Bull made an appearance,
handing out free cans, but we’re not sure that they
appreciated us shrink-wrapping Clarkey to their RedBull-
mobile. Clarkey was the star performer of the drinking,
setting up by the tap and drank so hard that he was spewing
up against the wall of the Maths building. It wasn’t the fact
that he spewed, or the fact it was in full view of everyone, it
was the fact that it was at 2:20pm that was really
impressive. Full marks for drinking like a trooper Clarkey,
but no thanks for getting naked in the UniBar afterwards.
The final barbie of 2006 was decided to be a
beach-themed celebration. Of course we had no idea
were many kegs. After the previous years hassle of running it whether the weather would back this plan up or not. In the end it
with med (tight-arses), we decided to compete against a more didn’t, but that didn’t put a dampener on us, filling up our kiddie
worthy opponent. We invited UniSA Human movement, as pool and playing beach cricket. Not out biggest, but still a great
well as the Commerce Students Association, for a three-way time was had by all. After being told that we had had our music
battle. Human movement definitely came to tug (rumours on for long enough and that this would be our last song, Sandy
were floating around that they actually trained), while the took full liberty and cranked the PA right up to max and
engies, as per usual, were there to drink. The engies, despite dedicated it to everyone in the maths building and the lecture in
rapidly becoming tipsy, trounced Commerce on the lawns and Union Hall.
got to challenge Human Movement across the Torrens. This
was to be a single tug, winner takes all. The Engies started on
the less-preferred southern bank, and never looked like they QUIZ NIGHT
had a chance. One by one, they dropped off as they An AUES staple, our
approached the rivers edge, until only Xan and Friezy last major event for the year is a
remained. These two gallant souls refused to drop the line and quiz night. For the uninitiated,
were promptly pulled into the murky depths. Not the Engies the quiz night has two major
finest hour. Before long the beer was flowing and no one components: the question half,
cared about our inglorious loss. Friezy certainly didn’t seem to which the smartest tables
be any worse after his swim, and was up on the bouncy castle, compete on; and the beer tally
where he somehow managed to lose his pants. Coming off the half, where each schooner is
bouncy castle, he couldn’t seem to find them, even with the marked down against the table
help of a quick thinker who had put Friezy’s pants on over his number. For many engies, the
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beer tally is where the real competition is. In 06, the questions quite classy or well-behaved enough for their establishment and
were prepared by a self-proclaimed “quiz-master” whose therefore didn’t let us back up our 2006 antics (thanks a lot
sense of humour was dry as a nun’s gusset. This meant that Tom), although neglected to tell us that they wouldn’t be letting
more and more tables were focussed on winning the beer tally, us in until after the
and any semblance of a real quiz night was abandoned soon shirts were printed.
after. As you can imagine engies are fairly intolerant of This didn’t bother
someone making a mess of their night and questions such as several pub-crawlers
“Is this country in the Southern or Northern hemisphere” were from sneaking down
answered with “You’re the worst quiz master ever, eat shit and on the night and
die, from table number Fuck You”. The scavenger hunt was having a forbidden
well attempted, with the final item being a phone call to the pint.
winners mum. The winner then had to say over the PA “I’m
happy that you and Dad had sex to create me”. Amazingly this The night
was done without a moment’s hesitation. Despite the quiz kicked off in usual
night part of the night being a bit of a downer, a good time fashion, by starting at
was had by everyone who drank a lot. the classic Uni student favourite, the UniBar. The leaders
Guernsey was decided on by a jug skull up on stage. This was
one of the worst displays of drinking ever seen by an AUES pub
EVENTS 2007 crawl as not one of the competitors came close to setting a
reasonable time. The first competitor to finish, Alan, promptly
threw up, straight back into his jug. The leaders Guernsey was
O’WEEK then handed to the next top finisher. Evidently however, one jug
was too much for this crawler, and the leaders Guernsey was not
O’Week preparation began early in 07. To make sure
that everyone knew we were the most pro-fun group on seen again. Taking the leaders Guernsey home before the end of
campus, we decided to organise a couple of body-painted the night is surely one of the weakest moves in AUES pub crawl
models to stand around and look attractive while we did our history. The Oath was recited and with high spirits, we set off
thing. Again we promoted the club heavily, insisting to first for the night.
years that joining the AUES was a compulsory part of an
engineering degree.
With fantastic weather, the AUES water pistols made
an appearance. The offer to sell dry t-shirts immediately after
drenching passers-by was not appreciated by many. The
tempting offer of “buy a free shirt, get a suck of goon” also
fell short as a promotional tool. The one tactic which did seem
to work was the offer of “free t shirt to any attractive girl who
takes her top off” (thanks Bigger and Better, or shall we say
Mrs Y and Mrs H). This brought in a couple of takers, and
definitely didn’t hurt the sale of men’s shirts either.
PUBCRAWL
In 2007, the AUES continued to butcher childhood
icons, this time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Of course The rest of the pub crawl was a good night all round.
having decided on the theme, a clever twist was added, the Skulling imperials at the Elephant and PJ’s definitely gave the
changing of Ninja to Binja; no doubt pub- The Pubcrawl Pledge
crawlers and observers alike would be in
Beer ye, beer ye!
awe of our wit and creativity. With the
Honourable engies, it is time to commit yourselves wholeheartedly to this
release of the latest incarnation of TMNT year’s Legless pubcrawl by joining with me in spouting the traditional AUES
happening the night before, we ‘procured’ pubcrawl oath! Please all raise your right hands and repeat after me.
several copies and had these playing at I, state your name, do solemnly swear to uphold the fine traditions of the
various pubs over the night. engie pubcrawl, to drink as much as I might without falling down, and should I be
caught by the long arm of the law, I will proudly pronounce at the top of my lungs
The next stage in planning was to “I am an Adelaide Uni Med Student!”
go around to pubs and assure them that
what we had in mind was a quiet drinks
evening for a small group of responsible university students night a quick boost, while 90 cent beers at Church definitely
and would they mind having us pop in for a couple of helped many a thirsty crawler (and their wallet). Following the
beverages. Once again, they fell for our tricks and we had a success of booking St Pauls last year, we did the same in 07 and
reasonable list of pubs. Mansions decided that we weren’t this worked brilliantly. We’re not sure if there was something in
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the drinks at St. Pauls, or the full moon, but there seemed to be bit more ‘adult’ than last year and Red was tasked with booking
a lot of picking up. Not sure how many entertainment for the lads. He
relationships blossomed after that night, performed his duties fantastically,
given this exchange: “So did you get her and everyone was mightily
number?” “Fuck, I knew I forgot impressed with just how talented a
something!” “But you got her name?” performer this girl was. In true
“Fuck! No, I remember. Her name was Engie style the guys wrote
definitely a month”. We needed to have a themselves off, but no one more so
couple of sensible AUES representatives than Alan. After having a power
standing at the door, checking people in chuck off the balcony, we
and this responsibility fell to the newest convinced him that it would be
committee members, including the then fucking hilarious to streak through
17-year old, Yasmin (Cheers, Yas and the girls’ room, butt-naked. He
Kevin for doing this for most of the night). really didn’t take much convincing, and did a lap of the room,
willie proudly on full display. The girls really didn’t seem to
notice, and partying resumed. After a number of elimination
rounds, the
buck was
decided by a
skull. We’re
pretty sure that
the guy who
won only
snuck into the
top four and
didn’t earn his
place, but well
done to him,
especially once he was claiming his “prize”.
Girls Room:
The ladies’ room started in a slightly tamer manner than
the blokes, with a friendly game of Musical Chairs in the subtle
ambience of blaring pornography. With the addition of a few
HENS AND BUCKS frozen daiquiris the girls warmed up and started trying to tune
Building on the success of the inaugural 2006 Hens the somewhat sleazy male models with their best pick-up lines.
and Bucks night, the event was run again in 2007. Due to Although one of the models was overly pleased by this attention
turnover of union staff, we were able to book the same two and a room full of excitable ladies, the other was a few too many
rooms as last year. The AUES decided that it would be in our spliffs into the night to really know what the hell was going on.
best interests to no have any Jelly or male nudity at this year Nonetheless, later in the evening our stoner model redeemed
Hens and Bucks night. himself, by getting close to the girls on the dance-floor and
showing us a little more than
Boys Room: we had paid for. Kudos to
The boys room again started with an icebreaker both of these gentlemen still,
games, although letting Charlie decide what was a harmless for trying to simultaneously
bit of fun may have been a bit of a mistake. Shotting Tabasco promote their side jobs at
sauce, taking off your pants and doing a lap of the room, Madame Josephine’s whilst
skulling against Trev Zank and getting a nipple cripple were laying all efforts into
only the warm-ups for picking-up any
what was to be an eventful obliging and possibly
night. The best was saved intoxicated ladies.
from James Lovell – A
wedgie so bad it needed to No Hen’s night would
be cut out (it did too!). have been complete
The night started off with without a little toilet
some big screen porn, and paper, a few lady-
boy was it brutal. depends diapers and a
lot of novelty penis
It was decided to paraphernalia. The
make the entertainment a evening’s games
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concluded with the most competitive Hens releasing their The second term barbie was again our annual Trans-
pent-up frustration on the Penis Pinata and a quick scramble to Torrens Tug.
find the honoured and sought after Cock Bracelet, deciding the Deciding that “people
evenings Queen Hen. Finally, once suitably stripped of their who aren’t engies are
inhibitions, all the girls headed for the bar to meet with the shit” we decided we
primed bucks. A slightly more vomit-free evening that the wouldn’t go up
previous year, and therefore, a successful night! against another
faculty, but rather
have an under-grad
BBQ’s versus post-grad tug-
In 2007, the committee was off to a great start in off. We also had other
O’Week, having events, such as the
signed up a keg toss, in which
record number of Langers demolished everyone else’s best efforts without
members. Not breaking a sweat. The shrink wrap races were mostly a
surprisingly, this competition of who didn’t fall over (the post-grads didn’t) and
meant that our the boat races were comfortably won by an all-star undergrad
first barbie was team (thanks to Boschy choking half-way through his beer). The
also a record- main event, though, was the Tug. After a preliminary warm-up
smashing effort. on the lawns, the under-grads were looking good, but drew the
Despite drizzly treacherous southern bank. Confirming the fact that it’s the
weather, we had northern bank on which winners stand, the post-grads cruised to
a record turn-out a reasonable win. Well-done to all those tuggers, keeping a
and managed to get through 8 kegs in just over 2 hours. proud AUES tradition alive.
Tooheys showed up and plastered the place in Tooheys
propaganda, gently encouraging everyone to drink and The 3rd term barbie was another solid keg drinking
naturally engineers love to drink, so the 8 keg mark was event, this time the AUES’ reputation was getting a little out of
passed without too much difficulty. hand. The barbie was going great until it was abruptly
interrupted when a member of the maths department unplugged
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our power. The Ex-Pres did not take this lightly and felt he number of games were distributed, including Sudoku, Adelaide
was justified in arguing that it should be plugged back in.We Streets, Triangles, Spoilers and a dubious list of Scavenger hunt
didn’t make too many friends that day, as said maths rep rang items (1. A live animal bigger than a shoe box; 5. A Photo of
Adelaide Uni security saying that we were out of control. you standing in Victoria Square Fountain). Amazingly people
They came down and told us to had a real dip (literally), and collected damn-near everything on
shut down the party the list. Only one table managed number one, Frenchie, who
immediately… This confused us went down to the Torrens and collected a duck. This has to be
somewhat, as it isn’t easy to shut one of my favourite AUES moments of all-time, seeing him
down a party with no music, and walk in carrying a bewildered duck. “What do we do with it
our beer and food had run out. now” “I dunno, feed it beer”. And from a table that didn’t
We told them manage to score an animal “Give me two
that it was pretty minutes, I’ll make it smaller than a shoe-
much was shut box” accompanied by smashing his hand
down, but they then told us that we had to get down on the table. The questions were
everyone to leave. “Well can we turn on the well answered, except from theAdelaide
PA to tell everyone to leave?” “No you can’t Uni round “How many Sexual
have the PA on after 2”. We tried our hardest, Harassment complaints have been made
but sometimes the whole world is against you. against Gareth Bridges?” which we’re not
All-in-all, it was a very successful year for exactly sure of ourselves, but gave marks
barbies (with the final term barbie after we go to anything over 10. Quiz night punters
to print). also got to demonstrate their co-
ordination, with Hungry Hungry Hippos, which proved beyond a
shadow of a doubt, that no skill is involved. The beer tally was
QUIZ NIGHT not as well attempted as last year, perhaps due to between round
After the piss-poor effort of last years quiz-master, the reins Jaeger-bombs, or perhaps the better quiz-master. The scores
were handed to someone much more capable (and funny and were tight, and everyone seemed to have a great time.
handsome too), the AUES’ hostess with the mostess, Xan. A
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VOX POP (Yes it’s blatantly stolen from On Dit)
1) Longest time spent in CATS?
2) Fondest moment of Engineering?
3) Worst Lecturer – why?
4) Worst Exam moment
5) Who would you turn gay for?
6) What superpower would you like to have?
NAME – SKYE SCRUTTON
1. Easily in excess of 24 hours. I blame HYSYS
2. Winning skullduggery boat races with the Engie Team or blasting Charlie Aust for being a bad
bloke.
3. Dr Kenneth Davey. There's only so many times you can hear about the French Foreign Legion.
Plus he set a rude exam for Separation Processes.
4. Probably riding in an Ambulance following some slightly overly enthusiastic post-exam
celebrations. With sitting a DEFS exam coming a close second.
5. My ex-girlfriend, Jess!
6. Immunity to hangovers.
NAME – ALEXANDER JENNER-O’SHEA
1. 12 hours
2. There’s nothing like a good dose of Megaphone abuse on a fine
sunny O’week morning full of freshers.
3. Gareth Bridges – he knows what he did.
4. Forgetting to bring a pen
5. The Australian Cricket Team.
6. Instant raincoat – In case we all get caught in Costa’s superpower.
NAME – COSTA CASIOU
1. Two nights without sleeping (2 full days – final year prelim report, and I’ll be doing it again
this sem)
2. Sleeping with Leon Gagliardi on the Formulae SAE trip in Melbourne last year and knoodling
with Luke Garnaut whilst everyone else slept.
3. Lei Chen
4. VACA last semester – had diarrhoea, went to the toilet and fell asleep. Woke up an hour later.
5. Angelo Catalano – his body makes me erupt like a volcano.
6. Unlimited cum.
NAME – STUART WILDY
1. Tend to avoid them.
2. Beer
3. Worst Dressed – Mike Teubner
4. Getting Tonsilitis in the first 10 mins of Statics
Exam
5. Sprusey Bruce Davis
6. Orgasmo Powers
NAME – RED
1. 8 hrs spent the night there
2. Xan in the Torrens
3. That hippy guy from E & E, he looked like John Buttler. Why?
He wouldn’t sing “Zebra”.
4. Forgetting Pants (but I remembered a pen)
5. Xan in a heartbeat, I mean, in a car.
6. Make chicks clothes fall off with my mind. They could pick them
back up but it would be too late. I’d see everything.
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NAME – SANDY BIAR
1. I’ve never really been into those kinds of relationships with animals…..
2. Getting threatened by Uni Security with being arrested for kranking out the tunes on the
maths lawns….helping with the demolishing of the Maths building.
3. Shane Maddigan from Uni Property Services. Got a lecture every Engie BBQ.
4. When I got cosine mixed up with cuisine and brought a recipe to the exam instead of
formulas.
5. Xan, what a whole lot of lovin’.
6. To turn half of the engie men into women so that there’s actually a gender balance and
someone to get friendly with….dropping the soap in the Engie toilets just doesn’t cut it.
NAME – HANTIE BARRIE
NAME – HANTIE BARRIE
1. 7. 6 hrshrs and then the fricken computer crashed, don’t trust
6 and then the fricken computer crashed, don’t trust
CATS computers, ever.
CATS computers, ever.
2. 8. Being pro fun in in O’week with Yasmin and taking my shirt
Being pro fun O’week with Yasmin and taking my shirt
offoff forfree Engie Pubcrawl shirt.
for a a free Engie Pubcrawl shirt.
3. 9. Chalky aka Chalk Monster (1st year Maths lecturer)…..bad
Chalky aka Chalk Monster (1st year Maths lecturer)…..bad
explanations…and nono Chalky it’s not “obvious”.
explanations…and Chalky it’s not “obvious”.
4. 10. Bag pipes playing throughout my yr 12 Chem exam.
Bag pipes playing throughout my yr 12 Chem exam.
5. 11. Angelina Jolieshe’s hot.
Angelina Jolie – – she’s hot.
6. 12. Invisibility.
Invisibility.
NAME – STEVE BELL
1. 8 hours continuous.
2. Hens and Bucks I and II
3. Wahab / Bassam
4. Seeing Xan put socks on during reading time to keep his feet warm.
5. The Hoff
6. Is gaydar a superpower?
NAME – MATTY B
1. 24 hours
2. Seeing the Vice Chancellors plumber’s butt
at the Honours exhibition
3. None
4. James B’s stinky farts in a warm
November’s day exam.
5. Taylor Hanson or Bob Neil.
6. The power to turn into David Hasselhoff.
NAME – BLORCH THE ALMIGHTY
1. 18 hours
2. Drunk, eating schnitzels in Mecha-1 lecture.
3. Gareth Bridges, possibly Old Bruce but he never really did much besides attract
paper air-planes with his awesome socks. I want me a pair of them socks.
4. Arriving and being told I’m too late, then convincing coordinator to let me sit it, only
to fail an exam AND academic supp.
5. Myself, and maybe Xan’s rough good looks
6. Turn people into beer-serving strippers
NAME – ANDREW HEATH
1. 1 hour including tutes
2. AUES BBQs
3. Ray Chen + Gareth Bridges. Both boring as
buggery and as useful as an oral sex guide book in
a monastery.
4. Dropped a text book on my nuts.
5. Drew Barrymore
6. Turn into a monkey.
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Faculty of Engineering Staff
(Current staff at mid 2007)
Australian School of Petroleum Chemical Engineering
Name Position (Continued)
Ainsworth, Bruce Associate Professor Name Position
Begg, Steve Professor Nordestgaard, Simon Research Fellow
Daniel, Ric Research Fellow O'Neill, Brian Associate Professor
Edwards, Sally CO2CRC researcher Peak, Jason Research Fellow
Gibson-Poole, Catherine Research Assoc Q. Dzuy Nguyen Associate Professor
Goda, Hussam Lecturer Smith, Neil Post Docturate
Hillis, Richard Professor Tran, Sanh Research Fellow
Hossain, Mofazzal Lecturer Whitworth, Terri Research Fellow
Inkster, David Research Assoc Wright, Andrew Research Fellow
Kaldi, John Professor
King, Rosalind Post Docturate
Krapf, Carmen Post Docturate Civil Engineering
Melkoumian, Noune Post Docturate Name Position
Mitchell, Andy Senior Lecturer Ali, Mohamed Research Associate
Payenberg, Tobi Assoc Professor Culver, Robert Research Fellow
Regan, Myles CO2CRC researcher Dandy, Graeme Professor
Sarma, Hemanta Professor Daniell, Trevor Associate Professor
Schacht, Ulrike Post Docturate Fernando, Gayani Research Associate
Tingate, Peter Lecturer Griffith, Michael Assoc. Prof, Head
Vakarelov, Boyan Post Doctorate Jaksa, Mark Associate Professor
van Ruth, Peter Research Fellow Kaggwa, William Senior Lecturer
Watson, Max Research Assoc Kingston, Greer Research Associate
Welsh, Matthew Post Docturate Lambert, Martin Deputy Head
Werner, Mario Research Assoc Maier, Holger Associate Professor
West, Ian Computing Officer Moxham, Kenneth Research Fellow
Yang, Qingjun Research Fellow Oehlers, Deric Professor
Ozbakkaloglu, Togay Lecturer
Plimer, Ian Professor
Chemical Engineering Seracino, Rudi Adjunct Assoc. Prof.
Name Position Simpson, Angus Professor
Agnew, John B. Professor Walker, David Associate Professor
Alwahabi, Zeyad Post Docturate Warner, Robert Adjunct Professor
Ashman, Peter J Post Docturate Willis, Craig Postdoctoral Fellow
Barrow, Mary Research Fellow Wu, Chengqing Lecturer (B)
Colby, Chris Post Docturate Xu, Chaoshui Senior Lecturer
Critchley, Jennifer Research Fellow
Davey, K R (Ken) Post Docturate
Kay, Peter Research Fellow Electrical and Electronic
King, Keith D. Professor
Lewis, David Post Docturate
Engineering
Liew, Jeffery Research Fellow Name Position
Abbott, Derek Professor
Minerds, Elaine Research Fellow
Allison, Andrew G. Lecturer
Mulcahy, Brian Research Fellow
Al-Sarawi, Said F.K. Lecturer
Mullinger, Peter James Associate Professor
Ngothai, Yung Post Docturate
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Faculty of Engineering Staff
(Current staff at mid 2007)
Electrical and Electronic Mechanical Engineering
Engineering (continued)
(continued) Name Position
Name Position Doolan, Con Senior Lecturer
Bates, Bevan Professor Hansen, Colin Professor, Head
Brydon, John Adj. Assoc. Professor Howard, Carl Senior Lecturer
Chiera, Belinda A. Lecturer Kelso, Richard Assoc. Professor
Cole, Peter H. Professor Kestell, Colin Senior Lecturer
Coleman, Chris Assoc. Professor Kotousov, Andrei Lecturer
Ertugrul, Nesimi Assoc. Professor Linton, Valerie Professor
Fischer, Bernd M. Post Docturate Fellow Lu, Tien-fu Lecturer
Fuss, Ian Adjunct Professor Luxton, R. E. (Sam) Professor
Gray, Douglas A. Professor Missingham, Dorothy Assoc. Lecturer
Green, Charles A. Lecturer Munday, Kristin Lecturer
Hansen, Hedley J. Adjunct Professor Nathan, Graham (Gus) Professor
Liebelt, Michael J. Assoc. Professor Schneider, Gerald Senior Lecturer
Lim, Cheng Chew Assoc. Professor Yong, Elizabeth Lecturer
Mcdonnell, Mark D. Post Docturate Zander, Anthony Assoc. Professor
Maletz, Noela Lecturer
Mazumdar, Jag Adjunct Professor
Mcmichael, Daniel Adjunct Lecturer
Ng, Brian W-H Lecturer Circles
Parfitt, Andrew. J. Adjunct Professor
Phillips, Braden J. Lecturer
Pincombe, Adrian Adjunct Lecturer
Rainsford, Tamath J. Lecturer Mohr Circles
Rogers, Dr. Derek Adjunct Lecturer
Schroeder, Jim E. Adj. Assoc. Professor
Sinnott, Don Adjunct Professor
Soong, Wen L. Senior Lecturer ECMS Executive Faculty Staff
Sorell, Matthew J. Lecturer Name Position
Trinkle, Matthew Lecturer Dowd, Peter Executive Dean
Weste, Neil H.E. Adjunct Lecturer Cheng-Chew Lim Associate Dean
White, Langford B. Professor (International)
Yantchev, Jellio (Jay) Adjunct Professor David Munro Associate Dean (IT)
Zivanovic, Rastko Lecturer Mark Jaksa Associate Dean
(Learning & Teaching)
Valerie Linton Associate Dean
Mechanical Engineering (Research)
Name Position Jackie Phillips Personal Assistant to
Adams, Karen Lecturer Executive Dean
Arjomandi, Maziar Lecturer
Blazewicz, Antoni Lecturer Executive University Staff
Bridges, Gareth Lecturer Name Position
Brown, Ian Lecturer McWha, James Vice-Chancellor and
Cazzolato, Ben Assoc. Professor President
Chen, Lei Lecturer McDougall, Fred Deputy Vice-Chancellor
Dally, Bassam Deputy Head & Vice-President (A)
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